So, my last post was about taking the plunge and moving back down to Devon… fast forward just two days and the people we were buying from in Exmouth decided not to move on the agreed date (helpful) and decided to stay put for another 2 months (REALLY helpful). We then went back to the people buying out house and they wanted to move in within 2 weeks or else they would pull out of the deal (are you keeping up?). So, it basically left us with one option (well, two if you could homeless as an option)… live with the in-laws for two months. So I spent a somewhat stress-filled two weeks packing up all our stuff in Bristol and putting it all in to storage.
I have decided never to move again after this! Even if we have another child we will be staying put whatever!
So what horror stories have you got about moving? Have you been gazumped? Moved county or country?! I’d love to share the pain!
I haven’t done an ‘H-isms’ post in a while (a series of posts where I share the genius things my 3yo son Harry comes out with) – well, as H gets older his antics seem to get funnier…but a little bit more embarrassing. Have you ever watched the film ‘Liar Liar’? If you haven’t seen it watch the trailer and you will get a glimpse into my life at the moment. The latest ‘H-ism’ episode happened last night when I was putting him to bed:
H- Daddy, did you leave your jumper on my bed today?
Me – Yes, why?
H – Well if you do it again you won’t be my Father!
Me – I’m always going to be your Father, H
H – Not with me
Me – I will
H- You won’t!
Me. – Um….Ok, I won’t do it again… Night.
It seems I was outwitted again by my 3yo son! In the morning we had another argument as I was trying to explain that O’s middle name is Michael and not chubby chops!
What’s the funniest dis-agreement you have had with your child recently? Am I the only one getting a barrage of ‘why’ questions too at the moment?
Hey I’m back! Well its the middle of the May and this is my first post in ages. Sorry for the silence but thinking have been rather hectic in our world so far in 2014…
It was Christmas and my wife and I were thinking about what to do when she goes back to work (in May). If we stayed in Bristol she would have to go back to work full-time or the other option was to do something crazy and move down to Devon (our home county). We always talked about it; the bonus of help with childcare from our family was a big draw but also the idea of the boys growing up by the sea – you can’t beat it can you?
So, decision made, we put the house on the market and my wife applied for a few roles in Exeter and the plans for a ‘new life’ began. Fast forward a few months and my wife has started a new job in Exeter and the boys are getting ready to start nursery. The only downside for me is that I will have to commute from Devon to Bristol each day but I’m happy to sacrifice a few hours in the car so that the family can have a better way of life.
So what’s the craziest plan you have ever had?
Its been a while since I last posted, but since this time something has happened in our household. H has started saying ‘Why?’ , if I don’t respond within a few seconds he says ‘Tell me?’ Initially, thought this will be easy, as I enjoy boring people with facts, however its getting to the stage that a general knowledge book maybe required. Earlier today we had a conversation about the weather.
Me-Looks like its a nice day for the park H-Why? Me-Because the sun is out. H-Why? Me- Or else it would be night? H-Why?
I will stop now as you could probably tell I was starting to get out foxed by a 3 year old, to make matters worse I was driving at the time so couldn’t even employ a distraction tactic and meanwhile look up the answer via google on my phone.
I was thinking how do I get around the why question or do I try and beat him with every fact and figure of the world?
In recent years my wife and I have created our own festive tradition of marking the start of Christmas by watching Elf on Channel 4. A lot of planning went into our viewing pleasure – we’d start the day by heading to B&Q for our tree, where I’d spend a good 20 minutes looking at each tree and then finally deciding on The One ( i.e. the one my wife wanted). We would then head back home to decorate it, fuelled by some festive snacks. For me only three sort of snacks can be eaten while decorating a tree: Twiglets, cheesy footballs and Hula Hoops; then to drink it has to be Baileys, the taste of Christmas!
So, scene set, we’d settle down to Elf. This has to be my favourite pre-Christmas movie ever. Even more than the Muppets Christmas Carol but this year the ritual has been broken by Sky. To be honest I can’t work out why they would break this Christmas tradition which has grown over the year and I can’t see why anyone would subscribe to Sky just for that movie, Ho hum!
As a tribute to my festive favourite, here are my best Elf quotes (feel free to leave yours in the comments!):
“First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.”
“Have you seen these toilets?! THEY’RE GINORMOUS!”
“Santa! Oh My God! Santa’s coming! I know him, I know him!”
“You Stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa!”
“Son of a nutcracker!”
….I will stop now as I could go on for ages! Now, where did I put that bottle of Baileys…
OK, recently I have been struggling to work out to buy for people either for stocking fillers or for secret santa. However, I was recently given some inspiration by H……When I say inspiration……… He came in to the front room with a key shaped bottle opener which I thought looked pretty cool. ( I did try to open a bottle once with my teeth and it ended up with a huge dentist bill) Then he announced “Dad this is your present from Father Missmuss, but don’t worry this isn’t your main present”
So gift idea number 1 from IWoot
One of the things H inherited off my wife and not me is a slim waist. This has caused a major problem when looking to buy trousers. Prior to writing this article while packing his bag for nursery I noticed that his trousers are a size 1-2 (H is 3 next month), although slightly short they are a perfect fit around the waist. We usually buy H jeans from Gap due to the great fit, however the main problem being the adjustable system inside the trousers once done up leaves enough elastic to go round him again. Therefore I started a search for an appropriate child friendly belt after a search on the net I found Easybelts. The website was really easy to use and I ordered a plain stripy belt and also a stripy belt with the car on it.
The belts arrived a few days later, H was very excited as he’s not received any post since his last invite to a birthday party. His initial reactions were good and thanked me for his new skipping rope, and suggested that he would like to keep them safe. Therefore a little discussion regarding the belt was required, after which a big smile appeared across his face. After choosing which belt to use, which took about 2 seconds it was really easy to loop through his jeans. H really liked the way that the Velcro fastened and the noise that it makes. He wore the belt for the whole day and it passed the ‘I need to pull my trousers down quick as I need a wee test’ due to the elasticity.
So overall its a great little belt for £7. We have previously used belts that have come attached to trousers and there is no comparison in quality, the easy belt wins in terms of its easy use and its look great.
Website (I have also found a discount code which means you get 25% off! xmas123 )
So what signifies the start of Christmas for you? Opening the first window on your Advent Calendar? Watching the Coca-Cola advert? When I was a child (how old do I sound!), two things meant the start of Christmas to me: putting up the Christmas tree and buying the Christmas edition of the Radio Times.
I remember going to the local newsagents with my mum to buy our copy and rushing home with it under my arm. In the past I hadn’t beaten my brother and sister to it, but this year I did and sat down on the sofa, felt-tip pen in hand. It was a serious task. I used to circle with precision, so I didn’t cross over to the next channel, and crossed out some vital information. I would then pick up the RT daily and work out if anything good was on and plot my day around it. I remember hopefully suggesting to my mum that maybe we should have lunch early one day, as there was a great movie on. These days I still buy a copy and sit on my own working out what’s films are on what day, but having a Sky Box has made the whole scheduling proceedure a lot easier!
If I had to pick my top three films I adored as a child it would be:
1.) Bugsy Malone
2.)Empire of the Sun
3.) Princess Bride
If you haven’t heard of any these films go and get a copy. You wont be disappointed!
Films I always watched as a kid with the family at Christmas:
1.)Escape to Victory
3.) Indian Jones
Coming soon – What makes my Christmas Part 2 – One word ELF!
It’s nearly Christmas and time to think about what to get the kids. I am sure most of you are thinking, isn’t it a bit late, but as a man who likes to leave things to the last-minute shopping late in November is early for me. Usually you can find me walking around House of Frasers on Christmas Eve muttering ‘bugger bugger’ to make things worse my wife’s birthday is on the 27th. I once bought a joint Christmas/Birthday present…..just say its been mentioned every year and not in a good way.
So back to my problem! O is only 16 weeks and I really don’t know what to get him. I have researched all the toy websites, without inspiration. I even thought about buying a jumparoo but worry this is a waste of money. when potentially we could borrow. Therefore the question remains, do I invest money for O and buy smaller presents or continue searching for the right gift?
H on the other hand is very easy to buy for, He never really wants that much, however when he does want something it is very random. So far he wants a full size basketball net (6ft in size) Buzzlightyear , Rugby post and kit, Spiderman drinking cup and a nemo toy to take to bed with him.
Each year my poor wife compiles a wish list with additional subtle hints of ideas for presents, despite this I generally only remember the brand, not the specific item or colour she wants. It does make a very interesting Christmas day!
………..and what would I like for Christmas……Um…its a hard one…..maybe the chance to stay in bed past 7am!
I originally bought the Gro Clock for H as he kept on waking up at 6am. Not ideal. Especially with a newborn in the house. The idea of the Gro clock is that it is meant to teach your child about the difference between night and day. Or so the blurb says.
It comes with a little storybook, in which you interact with the clock and see the facia change from night to day. So far, so good. Although the problem I have is that my 2 year old loves to press the buttons on the clock. So I have received a few calls of “Dad wick (quick) wick Its day time!”…. at 5am. I then have to go in and have a conversation with H about tampering with the clock and that it can’t possibly be daytime as it’s so dark outside. I then try and talk him round and he goes back to sleep for a hour or so. He has also worked out that he can change the time so it will wake him up earlier. Clever chap.
So all in all a nice little idea from the Gro Team, and I have heard of parents who swear by it for early waking woes, but you need to keep it out of the reach of little ones. I’m in the process of putting up a shelf in H’s room to keep it out of reach of little fingers!